Things That Go Bump in the Dark

He was supposed to be napping but a bump and a cry brought Mom to the rescue. What she found was a boy with a black eye. The boy's explanation? I think he's pleading the fifth since the rules of naptime clearly state that the floor is poison and the boys are not to leave the safety of their beds. Maybe now he'll believe us about the floor.

Then again, he's awfully proud of that bruise.