1. While I was cutting Grant's hair (and yes, he typically complains the entire time):
Grant: "Mom, you keep moving my head."
Me: "I'm just moving your hair, I'll be done in a minute."
(10 seconds goes by)
Grant: "Mom, if you push on my head one more time it's going to LOSE POWER!"
2. Evan: "Do you guys like to play with Bryn?"
Cole: "Dad, sometimes Bryn is a little bit mean to us."
Grant: (enthusiastically) "And she's BORING!"
(Now really, how can he call this little one-girl road show boring??)


