Vandal Caught in Cabinet Case

This morning, after another high speed chase, a vandal was caught and rested (for about 2 1/2 hours) for committing acts of graffiti. Ironically, the assailant gave himself away by the pure silence surrounding the crime, a mistake common to criminals of this age.














He was identified by the marks sloppily left on the right leg, and the tool still in hand, although he took advantage of his right to remain silent.
The reclamation crew estimates the biggest loss will be time spent restoring the damaged surfaces, and chemicals/supplies. Although tastefully done (note the Seagull, state bird of Utah and Mormon icon) it is still considered a household offense, downgraded to a class 2 since carpet wasn't involved. Since local authorities are unsure the assailant is reformed after repeated explanations of his wrongdoing, careful and constant surveillance will be in effect for a minimum 5 years. Considered impossible to retain, he is constantly on the move and possibly armed and dangerous, so caution is advised.