Firebugs

You've all heard about the fireman's carry. Here's an example of the fireman's hug. And what better receptacle for Halloween booty than a boot? After a long night of trick or treating you can't tell whether that is soot on their faces or chocolate. Actually, it's both.

Now it's time for the post Halloween sugar prohibition. They're so hopped up on chocolate that they vibrate. It's increased their destructiveness efficiency by 75%. Maybe a few days in zero sugar detox will help. Please tell me it will help.

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